….So basically, Dave Strider is a conceited hipster.

Jade is adorable. But sweetheart, “he is so silly” is not an appropriate response to DAVE WON’T HELP ME BECAUSE HE’S TOO BUSY RAPPING TO DEAL WITH MY LIVING IN HAMMERSPACE PROBLEM.

And John is now my favorite character. Solely because he called Dave a horse’s ass.

NO THE GHOST THING GOT CREEPIER.

NOOOOOOOOO.

“Removing the lid signals the moment your life becomes a great whirling batshit pandemonimum, somewhat resembling the chaos of an especially ethnic wedding.”

Pretty sure the end of the world is a lot more chaotic than an especially ethnic wedding but hey. Rose you make my life better.

And now John lives in Hammerspace with his dad the baking clown monster and THE FREAKIEST CLOWN GHOST THING EVER.

Great.

wow Rose you’re a skank, playing the violin while John’s house is about to get obliterated.

And you have an odd sense of humor, Andrew Hussie.

Also the Kernelsprite is giving me a headache.

But John and Rose have some really good conversations.

So far I have learned that John is allergic to peanuts, his dad bakes a lot and likes clowns, John has a really really bad inventory system, and Dave is an ass.

What am I doing.